"covered in hope and vaseline still cannot fix this broken machine..."

editor, chief designer, site manager: kathleen tibbetts
assistant editor, staff illustrator: kate mccormack
cross-platform technical adviser: justin anderson

from an original idea by lisa livingston (procyon)

"We never say, 'Who's gonna get this?'
We always say, 'The right people will get this.'"
-- Joel Hodgson