I make the editorial decisions.
If it's offensive, complain to me.

I make the final design decisions.
If it's ugly, complain to me.

I build the links and load the page.
If it doesn't work, complain to me.

And I don't share credit with my HTML editing program because I don't use one.
(Sorry about that, chief.)

By the way, the rights to all published materials belong to the individual contributors.
So ask their permission before you pilfer their work.

Additional Credits:

Original hope and vaseline logo and "n" buttons by Lee Croft.

NIN video GIFs and knockouts were created through the use of MPEGs downloaded from Jason Patterson's Unofficial Nine Inch Nails Homepage.

Some tiling backgrounds courtesy of Ender's Realm Graphics and The NCSA Mosaic Homepage at the University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana.

The groovy graphics-derived background, text, and link colors in this and previous issues were obtained using the BEACHRaT RGB-to-hex converter. I just wanted to mention it while I had the opportunity, because this is my favorite utility anywhere, for any amount of money, only it's free. Wow.

Please read our general disclaimer. You might win a prize! (Well, actually, you won't win a prize, but we'll consider it a personal favor.)

hope and vaseline -- hnv@nin.net