If you were a fan of the Go-Bots and their show, you'll get a kick out of this one.
This is a parody my roommate and I made for "closer."

closer to zod
(as sung by Cop-turr to Crasher, pre-joining the Renegades)

You let me destroy with you
You let me fly above you
You let me hang out with you
You let me listen to you

Help me, I love it when you're laughing
Help me, I love your black paint job
Help me, I love it when you stomp the ground
Help me be new friends with Cy-Kill

I want to join your evil Renegades
I want to kill those goody Guardians
I want to join your evil Renegades
Though I'm a big doofy clod
You get me closer to Zod

You can have my big propeller
You can have the point on my head
You can have my red power key
You can have my anything

Help me destroy that Turbo
Help me, it's your oil that I smell
Help me, teach me voice lessons
Help me, I am dumb as all hell

I want to join your evil Renegades
I want to kill those goody Guardians
I want to join your evil Renegades
Though I'm a big doofy clod
You get me closer to Zod

-- tony haro (and his roommate)

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