employment (is hell)
beat the clock
shoot shoot shoot...
attack of the rug rats
the longest yard

underemployment (is worse)
terror of the glass eye
terror of the glass eye 2: mtv returns

housework and homelife (is worst of all)
who gets the stereo? a relationship mind puzzler
chores: the full horror in three parts
washing machines suck
dryers suck, too

school (is hell with training wheels)
are you ready for the new semester? (probably not)
undermotivated demi-geniuses 'r' us
scary classes: the truth about college

hope and vaseline -- hnv@nin.net