WARNING: This is what can happen to you when listening to too many versions of the same song while trying to configure Microsoft's Windows 95 beta. Trent, may your nerd heart forgive me.

win (95)

you give me the beta
you give me the code
you gave me the new windows
and my old windows you stole

do you think you could just recognize my CD drive
am I just too stupid to configure it right
when you said there were no bugs you lied, lied, lied

it comes down to this
32 bits
22 disks
and no TCP/IP to be found
within
I think
I hate the new win

you give me multi-tasking
you give me nested files
my PC's looking like an Apple
i get what i despise

i'm just a user to humiliate
to infuriate
my fine O-S has been replaced
and if i can't have the full release
well then just give me a taste

it comes down to this
your SLIP
it's shit
even though i like the recycle bin
i'm pissed
i think
i hate the new win

-- eva marie

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