wage dreams
he thinks he does what he wants
wage dreams
thinks he'll get a raise in his pay
wage dreams
he works his butt off as a technician
wage dreams
he beats PCs into submission

don't open your wallet, you won't like what you see
the devils in d.c. steal from people like me
don't open your wallet, take it from me
i have found you can be happy in wageslavery

happy in wageslavery

wage dreams
he spends his life working for a new tv
wage dreams
he wishes he still had his sanity
wage dreams
he's gonna cause the network to crash
wage dreams
but he's glad to be makin' some cash

don't open your wallet, you won't like what you see
your boss has been blessed with security
don't open your wallet, take it from me
i have found you can be happy in wageslavery

happy in wageslavery

i don't know who i am i'm just stuck in these ruts
human resources just made a list of job cuts
stick my hands in the pot at the end of the rain
just a small workin' man tryin' for capital gains

(story of my life, btw)

-- darrell swoap