terrible band

Hey Trixter! Why are you doing this to me?
Are you so talentless you must go and pilfer me
This is a song that's really personal to me
Hey Trixter! I think you owe me a great big apology

TERRIBLE BAND!

Hey Trixter! I really don't know what you mean
Seems you're so talentless you can't be like me
I feel my laughter grow all the more extreme
Is your pathetic band as sad as it seems?

TERRIBLE BAND!

Don't cover a song by me
How 'bout something by Motley Crue

There's nothing left for me to say
Your band's a piece of shit -- you'll never hit outside L.A.
You're all alone in band we all despise
All peroxide, leather pants, blonde bimbo chicks and lies!

TERRIBLE BAND!

You made a great song sound so lame
You know it really is a shame
'Cause Trixter is a waste
Of musical instruments

Your band is filled with hard-rock cheese
You'd kill to get a song released
You're on your hands and knees
You want so much to be me....

-- buck satan