she couldn't believe how easy it was
she put the kleenex to her face
BPHHHFFFTTTNNNKKK! *sniff*
(so much snot for such a tiny little nose)

problems have solutions
a lifetime of wheezing shit up fixed with one colossal sneeze

everything's yellow
everything's yellow in this world
the sickest shade of pine-pollen yellow
all itchy
dripping out of my nose

-- robin colleen moore