(Hey Spam) why are you doing this to me?
Am I not eating you the way I'm supposed to be?
Why do I need to pour Maalox inside of me?
(Hey Spam) I think you owe me a big colonectomy

TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM

(Hey Spam) I really hate what's in your meat
Seems like digestion comes only in my dreams
I feel my heartburn grow all the more extreme
(Hey Spam) Can this stuff really taste as bad as it seems?

TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM

Don't take my Spam from me
I need something to eat tonight
Don't take my Spam from me
Nothing left in the fridge tonight

Don't take my Spam from me,
I'm so hungry and broke as hell
Don't take my Spam from me
Even too poor for Taco Bell

Don't take my Spam from me
Got two tests, didn't read the book
Don't take my Spam from me
Can't stop studying just to cook

Don't take my Spam from me
I need something to eat tonight
Don't take it
don't take it
don't take it don't -- don't -- don't!

(Hey Spam) There's nothing left for me to munch
I've lost everything else that I could've had for lunch
I'm all alone with this meat I most despise
(Hey Spam) Don't believe your ingredients, the nutrition label lies!

TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM
TERRIBLE SPAM

TERRIBLE SPAM
you make me puke it all away
my organs left to decay
how many you've betrayed
you've sickened everything

TERRIBLE SPAM
my gut is filled with disease
my stomach's begging you please
I'm retching on my knees
I want some real ham and cheese!

-- andrea zane tawil