enter the parlour
warning! you are entering the parlour.

There are parodies in here.
Many of them are nasty.
A few of them are violent.
Almost all of them are acutely disrespectful.
Some may even kill your taste for music permanently.
Are you okay with this?
Do you want to proceed?
Are you sure?

Smack the PMRC symbol to take fate into your own hands.

Yank the rope if you'd rather not.

Make your move.

run away