no dirty cd photo bonus tracks
no dirty movies next on cinemax
no dirty videos to sell
just dirty fantasies to tell
don't ask elana for a fix
she'll flame you -- she has no nude pics

what do you need?
SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!

just pull the blinds and take it slow
let the computer run the show
now get your tongue off the screen
positions you have never seen
so many stores out by the tracks
so many pornos on the racks
name the perversion, there's a zine
as nasty as you've ever been

what do you need?
SMUT! SMUT! SMUT!

(...i am so dirty on the inside...)

how does it feel?
SMUT!

a thousand lips
a thousand tongues
a heap of clothes carelessly flung
a thousand pages stuck like glue
i want to do squiggly things to you

-- more dirt from the insides of kate and kt
(with acknowledgments to the young ones for use of the s-word)

...are you old enough to read the plain brown wrapper mix?