step right up march smurf
crawl right up on your knees
please greed smurf (no time to hesitate)
i want a little bit i want a piece of it i think he's smurfing it
i want to watch it smurf down
don't like the look of it don't like the taste of it don't like the smurf of it
i want to watch it smurf down

all the smurfs are all lined up
i give you all that you want
take the skin and smurf it back
now doesn't that make you fees smurfy?

shove it up inside surprise! smurfs
stains like smurfs on your teeth
bite chew suck away the smurfy parts
i want to break it up i want to smash it up i want to smurf it up
i want to watch it smurf down
maybe afraid of it let's discredit it let's smurf away at it
i want to watch it smurf down

all the smurfs are all lined up
i give you all that you want
take the skin and smurf it back
now doesn't that make you feel smurfy?
the smurfs have won tonight
now they can all smurf soundly
and everything is alright

-- oracle