That amazing Trent has done it again, having just released another BFPT single, BFPT $19.95: The Shopper. It seems Trent's cuddle toy and snuggle buddy Tori Amos recently went on a shopping spree at some local boutiques and ran up quite a tab, making the Rezster none too pleased. Fortunately, his shoulder was still too sore from heaving a medicine ball at Chris Vrenna during the pair's morning exercises to afford Ms. Amos much more than verbal abuse. Instead, he put his wrath into pen and paper and churned out this single in only a few days, demanding it be released immediately (to help pay some of the bills).

the shopper

you spent all of it at Bloomingdale's, didn't you
you had to take advantage of all those sales, didn't you

the shopper's got a lot to buy she's got money to burn and now she's made you flat broke
the shopper's got a single goal her money's burning a hole and her charge card bills will make you choke
says she only needs a few things but you know the shopper will buy everything she sees
now the only thing left that she hasn't bought are the damn groceries

how did you spend so much
how did you shop so long
how did you get my card
how do I go so wrong

you had to have those diamond rings, didn't you
you had to spend our life savings, didn't you

the shopper's a collector she's an inspector looking for bargains to buy
maybe there will come a day when those collection agencies will finally realize
maybe it belonged to me you took it a to a place I hoped you would never go
and maybe that put me in debt farther than you'll ever know

how did you spend so much
how did you shop so long
how did you get my card
how do I go so long

what you've made for me
my endless stack of bills
if only you could see
that your shopping kills

-- tony dematio

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