I thought I'd post a new parody song based of the recent FBI child pornography
and statutory rape sting done over on AOL....

pedophilia

to whatever chatroom I go
I offer a little picture of you
I collect
I reject
I doubt you want me to

well, rooms that I've passed through
so many faces
I hope there's no traces
I've got to come to meet you
I have never been there
I have never had you

I can't remember
give me your phone number
I collect
I reject

pedophilia

school bags and pigtails
your e-mail address
hope you're not FBI
I haven't been inside jail
I don't know what it feels like
I collect
I reject

pedophilia

(and so forth)

Now, wouldn't Marc Almond be so proud?

-- dj toell

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