I wish I hadn't read you
But now it's a little late
Now I have to flame you
You should have saved the space
You think that you're so clever
But you're just all wrong
This one lousy post will now create
The thread from hell that is just too long

But that's why I say hey man, nice troll
nice troll, man
That's why I say hey man, nice troll
What a good troll, man

An AOLer
Has an account
Hey AOLer
Have fun
Nice troll

Now that the post's gone
And the group is all clear
Those who were fighting there
Have a new kind of fear
They know that you're still out there
And it won't take too long
'Til they'll have to flame you to your face
Mail your provider and send you mail bombs

That's why I say hey man, nice troll
nice troll, man
That's why I say hey man, nice troll
What a good troll, man

An AOLer
Has an account
Hey AOLer
Have fun
Nice troll

I wish I hadn't read you
I wish I hadn't read you
I wouldn't have to say
Nice troll, man

-- wolver