Soundgarden has just signed on for the imaginary NIN tribute album. However, instead of covering one of Trent's tunes, Chris Cornell has rewritten SG's hit "Spoonman" to honor Reznor himself:

nailman

Makes real morbid videos
(Ones that MTV won't show)
Nailman
Made broken in secrecy
(Eat your heart out, Stevie G!)
Nailman
Nailman
Hard on drummers in his band
Bops them
On the head with microphone stands
Heads bleed (ow!)
All his friends are in the band
(Only Tori understands)
Nailman
Dressed in black from head to toe
(Right down to his fishnet hose)
Nailman
Nailman
Says "fuck" more than any man
Woodstock
Took a mud bath, wasn't planned
Filthy (eeeuuuw!)
He's the one without a soul
(His head is just like a hole)
Nailman!

-- robert (dixie flatline) payes