...Trent was a landscaper before his days in BFPT. This all goes back to the guy he worked for whose daughter he was screwing. The boss got angry and came after Trent-areeno with Trent's own hedge clippers and cut off his crunker. So, this is a song inspired by all of that.

mow

there's too much grass up on this field tonight
no sign of landscaping anywhere in sight
all that was mowed has grown unkempt
this grass was straight now it is bent
don't want the turf you try to sell
this grass will do rather well

how does it feel?
mow mow mow
how does it feel?
mow mow mow

this grass is sweetened by the sun
not like that turf you try to run
i bow my head to inspect
this turf's growing i can't direct

runs all around and doesn't grow
pull up the rug, no soil below
i'll mow your lawn i'll trim your trees
i'm Johnny Deere on ecstasy

how does it feel?
mow mow mow
how does it feel?
mow mow mow

a thousand roots
a thousand seeds
a thousand trunks
a thousand trees
a thousand ways to cut it through
i want to mow your lawn for you

-- mike roston

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