DJ's song reminds me of a parody I did last year....
For those of you who don't know, a klismaphile is a person who loves enemas.
Here goes:

the klismaphile spiral

he couldn't believe how wicked it felt
he put the nozzle to his anus
squirt!
(so much fluid for such a constipated little hole)

problems do have solutions, you know
a lifetime of sticking things up his ass fixed in one orgasmic splash

everything is shit
everything is shit in his ass
the erotic burst of enema fluid
all slimy
spilling out of his ass

-- oracle

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