i jerked myself today
to see how it would feel
i focus on my palm
the only thing that's real
my fingers form a hole
the old familiar fling
try to rub it all away
until i can feel the zing

what have i become?
my sweetest friend
everyone i know
has it off in the end

you could have it all
it's not gonna hurt
just pull your pants down
and proceed to jerk

right now here i sit
in this leather chair
full of dirty thoughts
i wish i could share
beneath the sheets of mine
my actions disappear
when you are somewhere else
i do this right here

what have i become?
my sweetest friend
everyone i know
has it off in the end

you could have it all
it's not gonna hurt
just pull your pants down
and proceed to jerk

if could do it again
twenty times a day
i would jerk myself
i would find a way

-- jeff (heff) june
(who's "a little shameful -- but not too much")