Oh my God -- I have seen the future...and it is AOL.
Just think, eventually we will end up easy access to easy-to-read no-interface useful stuff... using no real money.

Can you face life as a bitmap icon?

I am an icon (yes i am)
I have no interface
Got me a big ol' mouse
And I, I like to cut 'n' paste
Come into your newsgroup
And I'll post some dumb shit
Maybe I'll even spam a bit
You know, just for the fuck of it

I can read Usenet if I want
I can do Gopher
Don't have a fucking clue
Ever heard that song "Closer"?
I'll request kiddie porn
In alt.binaries.*
Me and my AOL
Nothing can help me now

POST POST POST POST POST
I'm gonna spam the fucking net

me and my AOL
me and my AOL

-- billy gnosis