sex with a hole
(part of the Upward Erection series)

Fucked Courtney, I wish it wasn't true
Caught herpes, now I am looking for the cure
Fucked Courtney, she was skanky and old
Fucked Courtney, wish I had stayed at home with my dog

Why did I do it?
Why? was I crazy?
I think that it must have been the beer!
Why did I do it?
Why? was I crazy?
I think that it must have been the beer!

Had sex with Hole!
Why I don't know!
She smelled like she'd died!
And she bit my pole!

Bow down and let me see your ass
It is the best thing that you have

Went down and I almost got lost
Licked her ear, it was full of moss
Saw her tits, now I know why Kurt ate the gun!
Fucked Courtney, it was far from fun

Why did I do it?
Why? was I crazy?
I think that it must have been the beer!
Why did I do it?
Why? was I crazy?
I think that it must have been the beer!

Had sex with Hole!
Why I don't know!
She smelled like she'd died!
And she bit my pole!

Bow down and let me see your ass
It is the best thing that you have

Call me
Call me in the morning
Call me
Call me in the morning

-- lonny zone