In light of recent bitchy, snippy, hostile, and downright rude goings-on on a.m.nin, KT and I present for your perusal something that will hopefully put it all in perspective:

happiness on a.m.nin

NINNIES
we think we know who to taunt
NINNIES
think we have something to say
NINNIES
we read this board but won't condone it
NINNIES
'cause everybody thinks they own it

don't read any posts that you don't want to see
if we don't respond, then the trollers will flee
but watch what you say -- flaming's a sin
i have found you can find
happiness on a.m.nin

NINNIES
we spend our time griping and vexing
NINNIES
these childish flame wars are perplexing
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we've caused a lot of members to bail
NINNIES
and soon all we'll have left is e-mail

don't open up vi just to get back at me
the lurkers are blessed with restraint, you see
just choose not to play, if you want to win
i have found you can find
happiness on a.m.nin
happiness on a.m.nin

i don't know who you are, you don't care who i am
usenet junk, just words and so much spam
put your hands on the keys to say something you mean
one more thread caught in this big broken machine

-- kate and kt