In all honesty, I really don't hate this song too much, but it is extremely unoriginal, and the video for it SUCKS. Hence: fair game for a parody. Hehehe.

hey man, you suck

I wish I'd never heard you
Now it's a little late
Your vid's on eMpTy-V now
And my ears are in pain

You think you're cool as Trent Reznor
Too bad that just ain't true
You try to sing just like he does
That's something no one can do

That's why I say, "Hey man, you suck"
You suck, man
That's why I say, "Hey man, you suck"
You suck, man

HEEEEEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAAAAAAN
YOOOOOOUUUUUU SUUUUUUCK!
HEEEEEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAAAAAAN
YOUUUUUUUUUUU...SUCK!
YOU SUCK, MAN!

Now that your song quit selling
And the airwaves are clear
You wish you'd stayed with Reznor
And held his friendship dear

Next year, you'll work at McDonalds
Trent Reznor will still rule the pack
While he reigns, you'll be asking
"Do you want fries with that?"

That's why I say, "Hey man, you suck"
You suck, man
That's why I say, "Hey man, you suck"
You suck so bad, man

HEEEEEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAAAAAAN
YOOOOOOUUUUUU SUUUUUUCK!
HEEEEEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAAAAAAN
YOUUUUUUUUUUU'RE BAD!
YOU SUCK, MAN!

-- andrea zane tawil

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