heyisay (eMpTV)

he cut his levis up because of mtv
it tries to tell me what to put on my cd
it's got the answers to all my mysteries
it dreamed a chart up and called it top 40

kurt cobain's dead and you don't know it's real
if he's really dead why's he still on the tube?

it flashed its vids to keep your attention span sublime
it made a chorus that an idiot could memorize
the perfect kingdom of vacuum, channel surfing so inane
demands your attention for most of the day

your brain is dead, but you don't care
choking on corn chips that bob holds dear
spurning knowledge for your illiteracy
mom, buy this for me!

-- grimjack

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