"Get our minds out of the gutter." In your dreams. This is the gutter. And so I've written this in honor of alt.sex.fetish.trent-reznor. I should have know that someday, all those Axl Rose imitations I used to do when I worked in that warehouse ("Do you know where you are? You're in the warehouse, baby, you're gonna die!!!") would pay off.

welcome to the gutter

Welcome to the gutter
We got porn 'n' games
We got any kink you want
Honey, we sure ain't tame
We are the people that will post
Perversion for you to read
If you got the newsfeed, honey
We got what you need

In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
It's gonna make you scream
We kind of like this thing

Welcome to the gutter
We take it post by post
Read it all and you might go blind
We've been known to boast
And you are very sexy, Trent
And we try very hard to please
If you lurk and read our posts
We hope you like this sleaze
In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
Feel my, my, my modem speed
In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
It's gonna make you scream

Welcome to the gutter
It gets better every day
You learn to fuck like an animal
In the gutter where we play
If you get a hunger for what you read
We'll put out eventually
Trent can have anyone he wants
Maybe even me

In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
It's gonna make you scream
We like this kind of thing

And when you post you never
Ever wanna stop to eat, or sleep, or breathe, yeah!

You know where your are?
You're in the gutter, baby
You're gonna post
In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
We have everything you need, need
In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
Feel my, my, my modem speed
In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
We have everything you need
In the gutter
Welcome to the gutter
It's gonna bring you to the showers
Ha!

-- alexandra

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