i am the doo that's colored red (and i disgust you)
i am the insult that they said (and i disgust you)
i am the fart that you provide (and i disgust you)
i am the stain you try to hide (and i disgust you)

i'll take gas where it's never gone
i'll give you poopy short and long
i drag them on and use them up
mr. gas reduct

i speak disgusting's message clear (and i disgust you)
i am your butthole's worst nighmare (and i disgust you)
i am the prayers you won't explode (and i disgust you)
i'm the demon of the commode (and i disgust you)

i'll take gas where it's never gone
i'll give you poopy short and long
i drag them on and use them up
mr. gas reduct

you let me poo this with you
(i am the big shit)

i am the guilty streaks and stains (and i disgust you)
i am the crap that will sustain (and i disgust you)
i am the gusher in the store (and i disgust you)
i am the gas you have no more (and i disgust you)
i am the squishy juicy runs (and i disgust you)
i come out all ends of your buns (and i disgust you)
i am the gaseous shit machine (and i disgust you)
i am the toilet bowl's bad dream (and i disgust you)

i'll take gas where it's never gone
i'll give you poopy short and long
i drag them on and use them up
mr. gas reduct

-- ten club me