the defecation spiral

he couldn't believe how easy it was
he put his ass on the seat
shit...
(so much odor for such a tiny little dump)

people do get constipation, you know
a lifetime of pushing it out, fixed with one chocolate Ex-Lax

everything's brown
everything's brown in this bowl
all loose
spinning into the drain

Hehehehehe...this is tbe first time in a while that I've laughed at one of my own.

-- dj toell