digital death match: OS wars,
domain donnybrooks, and whose unit is biggest

programming: the mouth of hell
hardware: bigger, better, faster, more
irc: not-all-that-realtime
usenet: locking the target
usenet 2: baiting the line
usenet 3: spreading the net
usenet 4: catching the spam

windows 95: the one thing we all can hate
win the beta: the bad seed
win the release: the full-grown mutant hellbeast

more sweet storiesfurther down front

hope and vaseline -- hnv@nin.net