If you're a football fan, it should already be obvious that this BFPT was written about last season. (Heh.)

As for this season...

the H&V staff congratulates
the World Champion
Dallas Cowboys.

(Hey, three of us are from Big D. The other one's from Oklahoma City.
We're allowed. Deal with it.)

more sweet storiesfurther down front

hope and vaseline -- hnv@nin.net