Oh my, you guys missed it. I just got back from a special concert Nine Inch Nails did here in Evansville, Indiana. It seems they liked it so much back in January that they had to come back (yeah, right). And everybody here told the poor AOLers that there was no tour going on now. Most of the stuff they did were covers with lyrics I've never heard before. At one point it sounded like "Get Down Make Love" was starting, but Trent goes, "This is for the fucks who think I fucked Courtney Love." Then he threw down the mic stand, and after the ever-so-talented stage crew got him another, he offered these verses:

I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love

I took her body
My ass she beat
You say I'm horny
I gave her meat
She fucked his mind
He blew his head
Made love, inside Kurt's bed
You all think that

I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love

Every time I go out, you say I went down
Every time I get high, you make me fall down
You've said it enough, I've heard it too much
Every time you say that
I fucked, I fucked, I fucked Courtney Love

I have tastes, you don't know me
can't you see, she could break me
come on her heavy, AIDS might take me
Courtney Love, Courtney Love, Courtney Love, Courtney Love
You keep saying that

I fucked Courtney Love
I fucked Courtney Love

Every time I get high, you make me fall down
Every time I go out, you say I went down
You've said it enough, I've heard it too much
Every time you say that I fucked, I fucked, I fucked Courtney Love

Every time I get high, you make me fall down
Every time I go out, you say I went down
You've said it enough, I've heard it too much
No I did not, did not, did not fuck Courtney Love

-- andy capps