Word on Seventh Avenue is that Trent has signed with Woman's Wear Daily to release the new BFPT single "Cloth" as a mauve flexi-disc stapled in the next issue of WWD. Commented Flood, "Let's see the DJs scratch-mix THAT little fucker!"

BFPT #36-24-36:
cloth

You let me hem and pin you
You let me mannequin you
You let me haute couture you
Those cameras won't obscure you

(Help me) I tore apart my inseam
(Help me) I've got no cotton thread
(Help me) To make the models work for me
Help me be the next Edith Head

I wanna dress you up in animal prints
I wanna fit you for a drop waist
I wanna dress you up in animal prints
My whole collection is flawed
You get me cloth by the yard

You can't have my favorite pattern
You can't have the Lycra that clings
You can't have my accessories
You can't have my sewing machine

(Help me) You teeter on high heels
(Help me) Oh, that hat looks divine
(Help me) Your makeup is *PER-fect*
Help me show off my new fall line

I wanna dress you up in animal prints
I wanna fit you for a drop waist
I wanna dress you up in animal prints
My whole collection is flawed
You get me cloth by the yard

Along the runway
In fashion 'zines
Styles so unwearable
Prices obscene
Reviewers hate me
But I still smile
I got my five seconds
On Cindy's "House of Style"

-- robert payes

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