waitress rejected me
maid threw my soap away
room service was a half hour late
but still i had to pay

i don't believe that this room's non-smoking
the food here makes me want to spew
housekeeping, please check the toilet
i left a little surprise for you (yuck!)

something inside of me
has opened up its eyes
why was the con held here?
did i not realize?
but when i saw the bill
i screamed the loudest sound
sometimes i think I could...
burn

i don't give a damn 'bout the carpets
who puked in the swimming pool today? (not me!)
while all the ninnies raised hell around you
half the staff ran away

something inside of me
has opened up it's eyes
why was the con held here?
did I not realize?
but when I saw the bill
i screamed the loudest sound
sometimes I think I could...
i'm gonna burn this hotel down
i'm gonna burn this hotel down

i never even got laid

we had a moshpit (burn)
we did the conga (burn)
we danced at trilogy (burn)
we hit the bong-a (burn)
we are elitists (burn)
we caused destruction (burn)
we listened to trixter (burn)
we fucking destroyed cleveland!

burn

i'm gonna burn this hotel down

-- lonny zone