This was inspired by a session on IRC. I know it doesn't rhyme like it's supposed to, but anyway....

big borg with a ship

we are the big borg (yes we are)
and we got a big ship
got us a big old cube
and we, we like to use it

held against your force field
we'll make you shoot it
maybe put a hole in your hull
you know, just for the fuck of it

we can assimilate if we want
we can devour
we're hard as fucking trilithium
and we've got the power

we're every inch the borg
and we'll show you somehow
us and our fucking ship
mothing can stop us now

shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
we will assimilate you
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
we will assimilate you

(resistance is futile)

-- maura daffern

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