i am a loser (yes i am)
from hope and vaseline
got me some work to do
on this obsessive fanzine
holed up every weekend
i pound this keyboard
maybe i'll come out once or twice, you know
just 'cause i've gotten bored

i've got no social life at all
my time's devoured
my eyes and back are wrecked
from all these long hours
i'm every inch a dork
and i'll show you somehow
me and my power mac
no one will date me now
click click click click click
i'm gonna chop some code for you
me and this crummy zine
called hope and vaseline

-- kate and kt
(yeah, we're exaggerating...but only a little)