welcome to the parlour
(traumatic and enervating major holiday edition)

Environmental Impact Statement:
Many of these parodies may be interpreted as graphic, explicit, violent, rude, sexually charged, disrespectful, impolite, outré, "nasty," or -- considering the season -- even more depressing than usual. This statement is made for your protection and is the only warning you will receive.

You're welcome.

santa baby
have a lousy xmas
NINst3k (the buzz clip)
food, folks, and frustration
dance of the sugar-plum piggy
santa a suspect in sweatshop shocker
it's beginning to look a lot like bing and gary crosby