It's beginning to look a lot like FISTMAS
Vaseline in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the biggest fist that can be
Bigger than before
A pair of surgical gloves for a fist that shoves
Is the wish of Danny and Trent
Dolls that will suck, lick, bite and fistfuck
Are the hopes of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for a chance to fistfuck again
It's beginning to look a lot like FISTMAS
Everywhere you go
There's a fist thrusting in my hole, but I'd really prefer a pole
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like FISTMAS
Soon it will be done
And the joy that fisting will bring will make you want to sing
About how fisting was fun
-- oracle