i've seen that movie too

the setup

Horrid little films
the kind that hurt the most
Mike, Tom, and Crow
Act as our host

The Mads to blame
Think they're insane
Open your eyes
By this
Time my
Lungs were
Aching
For air
INSIDE!

and tOrGo, he helped me realize
and tOrGo, he helped me realize
and tOrGo, he helped me realize
and tOrGo, he helped me see the light

Laugh at the scenery
Laughing at Hercules
Laugh at the tragedy
Laugh at that kid Kenny

Laugh at the SFX
Laugh at Godzilla too
Gonna laugh ourselves to pieces
'Cause there's nothing else to do

Bad dialogue, jumpcuts in scenes
We're riffing away with these witty machines
Mike and the 'bots mock every line
Just watching the film and its steady systematic decline

And the Mads! What do they say?
"Sit through the films that we'd throw away"
After everything they've done
watching these things is just so much fun

Chorus: repeat

We laugh, they riff on
We laugh, they riff on

-- ian mcintire

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