i am the laughter in your head (and i amuse you)
i alter lyrics 'til they're dead (and i annoy you)
i take the piss I do not hide (and i confuse you)
i am humour I don't take sides (and i enroll you)
i take you, you don't want to go
why do you really need to know
i drag you down i crease you up
parlour de butt fuck
i speak a.m.n's message clear (and i ignore you)
i post denial guilt and fear (and then i flame you)
i may be dumb or be naive (i don't care for you)
i shouldn't care what you believe (and i control you)
i take you, you don't want to go
why do you really need to know
i drag you down i crease you up
parlour de butt fuck
You let me do this to you (i am an exit)
You argue, what am I saying (i am an insect)
You argue, what am I saying (i am dyslexic)
You argue, what am I saying (i am sick of it)
i am the tune stuck in your brain (and i hurl on you)
i am the note you can't sustain (and i hurl on you)
i'm always here you must have more (and i hurl on you)
i am the need you can't ignore (falls hurling to the floor)
i am the currant in the bun (and i evolve you)
i'm the llama from which you run (and i evolve you)
i am the dishwashing machine (and i evolve you)
what do you mean what do i mean (and i evolve you)
i take you, you don't want to go
why do you really need to know
i drag you down i crease you up
parlour de butt fuck
-- alan