welcome to the parlour
(fall 1995 edition)

Warning: Many of these parodies contain language that may be interpreted as graphic, explicit, violent, rude, sexually charged, disrespectful, impolite, outré, depressing, or "nasty." For your protection, we have placed a parental advisory at the end of each song that fits this description.

You're welcome.

statement of mission: the parodist manifesto
live from hell-lay
but it is ascii? (more about art, in two lovely parts)
ode on a screamin' girl
ticketbastards (or, you just had to be there)
the flu-season follies
the college of your choice: hell with training wheels
big eight = big headache
kindergartNIN (the nice song in the key of G)

no go