the fangirl song

fans scream they think they know what he wants
fans scream think they have something to say
fans scream they say they hear and wanna listen
fans scream "will trent take new 'closer' submissions?"

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
they wanna know "will trent go for coffee with me?"
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found you can find
happiness in being a NINnie

fans scream "we spend our lives eating creamy p.b.!"
fans scream "i wanna fuck trent, oh please deity!"
fans scream they're gonna cause the system to fall
fans scream that they'd like to be chained to that wall

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
we're still wond'ring "who the fuck is annie?"
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found you can find
happiness in being a NINnie

i don't know what i am i don't know where i've been
mewling fangirl, just words and so much skin
stick my hands up to touch the head of trenty
just some flesh caught in this big broken machine....

-- christine bomke

you know who you are