Trent Reznor			Bob Dole
Singer/songwriter/musician	U.S. Senator


Synonyms for "fistfuck"		     List of words that rhyme with
					"depravity"


"Punch your balls off" in five	     Letter to William Safire re: origins
   European languages			of "mack daddy"


Résumé (version without		     Nixon meeting scene from
   Light of Day)		      Forrest Gump


Joel Peter Witkin screensaver	     Newt Gingrich screen saver


List of subliminal phrases hidden    Book proposal: Sodom, Gomorrah,
   in tracks 7-97 of broken	     and Time Warner


Thank-you note to Bob Dole re:	     Guide to distinguishing Vanilla Ice,
   sales of the downward spiral	     Just-Ice, Ice Cube, Ice-T, T-Boz,
					and T. Reznor


Phone list of keyboard repairmen     Proposal to start Grand Old Posse,
   in every major U.S. city		a family-oriented rap group


Lyric ideas for Halo 12:	     Reminder: True Romance evil,
   music for titty bars		     True Lies good


Screenplay idea -- fixed:	    Directions to Bruce Willis' barbeque
   return from the grave


Sir Mix-A-Lot's e-mail address	     Rush Limbaugh's snail-mail address

idea (plus dole text and photo composite) plundered
from Entertainment Weekly, June 16, 1995

reznor text and dole text tweaking by lily j. anderson
reznor photo composite by kt

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