Trent on the loose!(a bfpt by Lily Anderson, illustrated by Kate McCormack)
Trent Reznor is branching out. Having eschewed acting as a career option and conquered the music industy once and for all, Reznor has decided to follow in the footsteps of such musicians as Nick Cave and Leonard Cohen, and try his hand at writing. And just as many musicians begin their careers by covering the work of other bands, Reznor has chosen to begin his foray into authorship by re-interpreting a book by beloved children's writer Dr. Seuss. We have managed to acquire an exclusive excerpt from Reznor's much-anticipated debut effort, "One Fist, Two Fist."
One fist
Two fist
Black fist
Blue fist
Red fist
Yellow fist
Girl fist
Fellow fist
This fist belongs
To a star
This fist has
A little scar
Some fists are sad
Some fists are glad
And some are very VERY bad
Why are they glad and bad like this?
I don't know why,
go ask Chris
Some fists below
Some fists above
Some fists wearing rubber gloves
From there to here
From here to there
Damn!
These fists are everywhere
Here are some
Who like to play
And fuck and suck
All goddamn day
Oh me, oh my!
Oh my, oh me!
What a lot of fists I see!
Some go two inches
Some go four
Some go six
and some go more
Why they do this
I can't say
but I'll bet "Wish"
Made them this way
They make you come
And then they go
Some fuck hard
And some fuck slow
It takes longer when they drink
Don't ask us why
go ask Finck
Coming soon from this rising literary star: a story of one man's conversion to the cross-dressing scene in "I do not like fishnets and glam, I do not like them, Trent-I-Am."
(This BFPT was brought to you by Mippy's Typos and by a grant from the Mistress Lily Foundation -- "helping wayward boys and girls across the country...to become more wayward."