gave up (fishing)
perfect little dream
thought i'd buy a boat
how nice it would be
to go out and float
bought me a reel
for 50 bucks
wish i had not
'cause no one told me no one told me
no one no one told me
fishing SUCKS!
it took fish to make me realize it took fish to make me realize
it took fish to make me realize it took fish to make me see the light
fished up a soda can
fished up a drowning man
fished up a rubber tire
fished up a rubberband
fished up a piece of algae
fished up a soggy shoe
gonna maybe take up golfing
i don't know what else to do
covered with globs
of smelly sunscreen
trying to keep my fingernails clean
trying to cast
oh how i wish
i could just catch
a few of these damned fistfucking fish
it's the skill
i seem to lack
caught one little fish
i'm throwing it back
this day has been such a bore
i think i'll get my fish from the store
it took fish to make me realize it took fish to make me realize
it took fish to make me realize it took fish to make me see the light
fished up a soda can
fished up a drowning man
fished up a rubber tire
fished up a rubberband
fished up a piece of algae
fished up a soggy shoe
gonna maybe take up golfing
i don't know what else to do
i tried
i gave up
row it away....
bass
this is the first day of my bass thing
fished it up, now cut it apart
pull out the guts
now throw up real hard
no need for you to stay
here's the insides
please go throw 'em away
fish there was something reel....